08 Sep

COVID-19 Nasal Swab Tests Religious Exemption Letter

Religious Exemption Nasal Swab Test

I have several friends and family members that are being forced to take COVID-19 nasal swab tests. This is the ridiculous and painful procedure of jamming a long q-tip through your nose to scrape your brain. Anyone who wishes to use their aforementioned brain realizes that this test is insane, dangerous, and not accurate anyways. For those who don’t want to be subjected to this medieval torture procedure, I have promising news for you.

I was in my bed getting ready to fall asleep last night when I was spurred in the spirit to look up the word “nose” in the King James Version Bible. Was it the Holy Ghost? Was it a guardian angel? Was it Christ himself? I do not know – but what I found is purely golden. I consider finding this relevant scripture a miracle …

Then he said unto me, Hast thou seen this, O son of man? Is it a light thing to the house of Judah that they commit the abominations which they commit here? for they have filled the land with violence, and have returned to provoke me to anger: and, lo, they put the branch to their nose.

Ezekiel 8:17 KJV

It looks to me like Ezekiel predicted the COVID-19 nasal swab test thousands of years ago. It’s so accurate that I am curious if these global tyrants got their inspiration for this nightmare nasal swab test from this exact scripture? They just may have. I believe this scripture is your religious exemption freedom ticket.

Here is a sample COVID-19 Nasal Swab Test Religious Exemption Letter. Please tweak this sample letter for your own needs …

To whom it may concern

It has been brought to my attention that a COVID-19 nasal swab test is being enforced upon me. On religious grounds I must opt out of this test. My religious grounds are as follows …

The gospel of my religion is the Bible, ideally the King James Version (KJV). Scripture directs a lot of my decision making. The words of the Prophets are important to me. There are not many Prophets more respected than Ezekiel in my scriptures. I now quote the Book of the Prophet Ezekiel …

Then he said unto me, Hast thou seen this, O son of man? Is it a light thing to the house of Judah that they commit the abominations which they commit here? for they have filled the land with violence, and have returned to provoke me to anger: and, lo, they put the branch to their nose. – Ezekiel 8:17 KJV

Per my religion and per a major Prophet, the branch will not be put to my nose, lest I be defiled or considered an abomination.

As a Bible believing Christian, I cannot in good faith participate in this abomination practice as defined very clearly in the scriptures. Please work with me to agree upon a reasonable test that is not forbidden by my Bible.

Thank you

Arm yourself with the Word of God against nasal swab tests.