I call this Christianity 101. A crash course if you will. If you are new to Christianity you are about to learn a lot. Who am I kidding? If you are a Christian pastor or a priest you are about to learn a lot. How so? I teach a Christianity that doesn’t endorse witchcraft. I also teach a Christianity that focuses on getting saved. Most churches in our life and times do not convey that message. That is why this website and this post are necessary.
If priests / pastors / reverends truly understood what is happening in America their sermons would scorch the congregation like burnt toast. They would bring heat from the Holy Ghost. Kind of like this. I have never witnessed a sermon like that in the flesh. Not even one. Instead in my city I get soft sermons where churches beg for money while not teaching much of anything. More repetition than anything. I believe I know the reason. Most church leaders aren’t digging for answers. Nor do they see a need to be contentious if they ever found any. In short I have dug for answers. And I see plenty of reason to be contentious if need be. A disclaimer right now. There is truth ahead in my classroom and it may not jive with your current concepts.
Welcome to my crash course in Christianity. Pull up a chair. Fact check every word. Better time spent fact checking me than believing everything is fine in the USA. If I was accurate on one thing it is everything is not fine.
The style of this crash course is “things I wish your average Christian knew”. I’ll present a topic and then some supporting comments in an effort to teach something. We will need a good textbook right? That is a great place to start. Let us start with which book you should be reading …
You aren’t really sure which bible version you should be reading.
You find the answer to this question by digging for the answer. Ahhh but have you ever dug with fervor? I will explain to you how I came to accept the King James Version (KJV) as the proper book. No one my entire life ever told me which version of the Bible to read in the flesh. Not one priest (I grew up Catholic). I found my way to the the KJV by digging for truth. Sometimes I will browse the NIV if I want a second opinion. This is all you need. How did I stumble across which version to endorse? How can I say that with any certainty? William Schnoebelen taught me. Technically his books and his YouTube videos taught me. I highly suggest reading his book Lucifer Dethroned. I also suggest searching on YouTube for “Bill Schnoebelen King James Bible” for a great explanation of why to choose this bible version.
Maybe Mr. Schnoebelen is not your style. That would be a shame but nonetheless in my opinion the Christians with the best material and best sermons I have personally heard tend to primarily endorse the KJV. Clearly that influenced my decision on this topic. You can find many of those brilliant Christians discussed on posts on this website. Some of my favorites are conveniently linked on the right side of this page.
Yet there are still even more reasons than this. I have experience with it firsthand. It comes primarily in dreams. A Christian pro tip. If the enemy doesn’t like it then you are doing it right. Remember that. Another pro tip. I bought the KJV Bible on audio CD for like $10 on eBay. I can listen to it on audio if I don’t feel like reading. That helps out tremendously.
The media has convinced you that the big issue in America is racism.
Blame the world’s problems on racism. That is shallow. I blame it on people not knowing scripture. Case in point is a verse in Matthew 22. I will sum up today’s news headlines in one sentence. People aren’t loving their neighbours as themselves. See the scripture below to illustrate …
But when the Pharisees had heard that he had put the Sadducees to silence, they were gathered together. Then one of them, which was a lawyer, asked him a question, tempting him, and saying, Master, which is the great commandment in the law? Jesus said unto him, Thou shalt love the Lord thy God with all thy heart, and with all thy soul, and with all thy mind. This is the first and great commandment. And the second is like unto it, Thou shalt love thy neighbour as thyself. On these two commandments hang all the law and the prophets. – Matthew 22:34-40 KJV
This applies to fat shaming, women’s equality, sexual harassment and whatever other hot topic you think is worth a good protesting. Most of this garbage traces straight back to treating your neighbor right. A simple question. Are you treating your neighbor right?
You have no idea where makeup came from.
This is because you have never read the Book of Enoch. Personally I think that book has some truth in it. Others will say no. No matter. I encourage you to read some stuff like the Book of Enoch and the Book of Adam and Eve to judge for yourself. You are infinitely better off reading ancient Christian texts than binge watching Keeping Up With The Kardashians. Wait until you learn a thing or two about Azazel.
You don’t know the Ten Commandments.
Likely you have heard of them. But do you really know them? Can you rattle off the Ten Commandments right now? The ones from Exodus 20 of the KJV? You better memorize that particular chapter. It is so very relevant today.
No one told you gossip is bearing false witness.
Gossip is Russian Roulette. You can be right 9 times and wrong once. In that time you are wrong you are bearing false witness against your neighbor. That is breaking one of the Ten Commandments. People don’t think of it that way. Don’t be a fool. I explain this in my post Fake News but not Fake Sacrifices.
No one taught you about occult symbols.
To understand Christianity is to understand what it isn’t. The Christianity I teach stands in direct opposition to the occult. The occult is magic is witchcraft. Witchcraft is the enemy of Christianity. It is the religion of the fallen angels and it is everywhere. Now you know. Therefore you should educate yourself on a few occult symbols. Perhaps that suggestion scares you. Unfortunately this is nothing you don’t see on television every day of your life. But do you recognize what it is?
Here are some occult symbols to learn first. The ouroboros (a serpent eating itself). Serpents. Locusts. The Eye of Horus. The All Seeing Eye. The Phoenix. The winged disk. The obelisk. The Baphomet and baphomet heads. Different styles of stars (in context of course). The eight pointed Star of Ishtar and the seven pointed Star of Babylon and the six pointed Star of David. Yes I said the six pointed Star of David. They done picked the wrong symbol for the flag. The Jewish people should be furious about this. You don’t believe me?
Riddle me this. How did a black magick hexagram make its way onto the national flag of Israel? These are the kinds of lessons you will learn when you start digging. Learn what occult symbols are and what they mean. The American school system will never ever teach you this. You will understand why in time.
I have actually heard people argue that the cube itself is an occult symbol. Not quite. A black cube is occult. We can’t just pick all shapes and call everything occult. We only have triangles and circles and squares to work with lol. With that said don’t trust triangles with eyes in them. Research the All Seeing Eye to get that joke.
No one told you about turning things upside down and / or backwards to find more meaning.
Once you have a stronger grasp of occult symbolism you should be aware of turning things upside down and / or backwards to unlock more meanings. Perhaps you have seen or heard of back masking (playing music backwards for hidden meaning). Today the lyrics are so wicked they don’t even need to be hidden. There are still times that turning things upside down / backwards reveals more information …
Surely your turning of things upside down shall be esteemed as the potter’s clay: for shall the work say of him that made it, He made me not? or shall the thing framed say of him that framed it, He had no understanding? – Isaiah 29:16 KJV
Jonathan Kleck does an excellent job explaining this technique. He taught me about some additional occult symbols to be aware of like dead sheep imagery, the double you (a good you and a bad you aka double u aka “W”), serpent with a crown, etc.
You have a weak explanation for the beginning of the world.
Intelligent people have an explanation for the beginning of the world. Get yourself one. The further back you can go the better. I suggest reading Genesis in the KJV. I elaborate on some misconceptions about this in my post In The Beginning.
You were told the big bang theory explained the beginning of the universe.
Fine and dandy. Now if you can explain who created that super hot grapefruit containing all the atoms in the universe we can get somewhere. I explain this in my post In The Beginning. I also suggest reading my God Math post on this topic.
You thought a billions of years old universe disproves the Bible.
Not so fast. Know what the Hebrew words mean. The word we use for “day” in the KJV is translated from a more vague word of arbitrary timeframe “yom” which doesn’t necessarily mean 24 hours. I explain this in my post In The Beginning.
They taught you about dinosaurs but not about the Nephalim.
Understand that the world may have been a radically different place just a few thousand years ago. The ancient world of the Old Testament explains that giants lived amongst us. That these were the mutant offspring of fallen angels. That these were called the Nephalim. The Nephalim are literally a big reason why much violence was happening in the Old Testament. I often hear “the Old Testament promotes violence”. Well if you can believe violent giants were walking the earth in those days the violence makes more sense.
You were told the Bible contradicts aliens.
To this day I cannot find that to be fact. Actually the phrase “worlds” is mentioned several places in the Bible …
Hath in these last days spoken unto us by his Son, whom he hath appointed heir of all things, by whom also he made the worlds – Hebrews 1:2 KJV
Through faith we understand that the worlds were framed by the word of God, so that things which are seen were not made of things which do appear. – Hebrews 11:3 KJV
It says worlds. As in plural. As in worlds alien to you.
You were told the earth is round. Or you were told the earth is flat.
Finally the truth on this hot topic! The truth is … it doesn’t matter! Know some geometry. There is a square in every geometric circle. Every circle technically “has 4 corners”. If you are a flat earther in this NASA ruled world I have respect for your bold thinking – but I don’t care. It has no ramifications on getting saved in my opinion. The point of Christianity is to get saved. Not to calculate the geometric shape of the earth. Keep your eyes on the prize!
You were told the rainbow is the symbol for gay pride.
The LGBT movement didn’t choose the rainbow by accident. They chose this symbol strategically. In one sentence the rainbow was hijacked by the LGBT and this is a conspiracy unto itself. I am referring to Genesis 9. I explain this in my post He Wants His Rainbow Back.
You were told homosexuals are born this way.
Possibly. But can you explain why? I can explain why with more logic than most scientists. My explanation is biblical and next to impossible to disprove. See my post Beauty and the Beast – LGBT.
I think we should pause here. This is a lot to handle. Let us save some stuff for a Christianity 201 post. I hope you enjoyed my crash course! Do your own due diligence on these topics I have brought up. I have given you the proverbial shovel. Now dig.